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Creamed Porn

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I should probably start off by saying, I LOVE me some creamed corn porn. Fresh out of the skillet… Fresh out of the can… Whatever. This southern-sullied sexploit brings out the sinner in me. I’m talking a grass fed beef patty, ground with pork belly, topped with cheddar, creamed with corn, a cold smoked tomato, pickled okra, a crispy watercress/pea shoot salad, AND a mustard green aioli to boot. Sure, this beauty is well endowed, but since when is size an issue? I read somewhere, it’s all about the motion in the ocean… Whatever that means.

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Burger pervert and donut enthusiast. When I'm not delving into the dark arts of hamburgery, I work as a creative gun and food pornographer for hire. Hang with me on Twitter and Instagram @MathewRamsey

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  1. Oh wow, my love for creamed corn has always been a dirty little secret. I would devour this.

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  2. Reblogged this on boku no jinsei. and commented:
    I don’t know how many of you have an account with wordpress.com, but if you follow this guy, he shall not disappoint with teasing your appetite. Now go ahead – summon your inner fat kid. You’re welcome.

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  5. Good article and useful,,
    Seems delicious,,
    Sorry use google translation,, (I’m bad english)

    Thanks
    BungaAsi.wordpress.com

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  8. I want to say , eating a burger is better than sex , i’ll be lying, theres nothing like sex.

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