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The Trumple Foreskin

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There’s fast food, and then there’s fascist food. This burger promises to incite violence against your taste buds, while simultaneously leaving you hungry for real substance. Crowning a cheese puff dusted with truffled white power powder, sits a tiny beef patty, seasoned with extreme prejudice and misogyny, on Russian dressing, and adorned with pickled, fried corn silk. Let’s be honest, I should have just made this a yellow turd, but I really wanted to use my gold leaf (made in China). #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain #BlackLivesMatter.

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Burger pervert and donut enthusiast. When I'm not delving into the dark arts of hamburgery, I work as a creative gun and food pornographer for hire. Hang with me on Twitter and Instagram @MathewRamsey

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